Rusty ain't nothin.

Saturday, a legend of mythical proportions will step foot in Diddle Arena. His name, you ask?

Dickey Nutt.

I once wrote about Rusty Kuntz.

But in the world of bad names, Dickey Nutt rises above all others. Or at least hangs above all the rest. The torture Dickey must have taken during recess.

Thank goodness go Sun Belt Schools have drunken, crazy, student sections because Dickey would hate the road.

Anyways. That's all for today.