The Birds and the Bees

Today Erin's Andrew has reached an all-time low. Its has hit the basement floor. If you're trying to guess from the headline, no I didn't knock some Chi-O up or did I impregnate EA. 

In the slowest of days during Winter Break it has been brought to my attention that Britney is an Aunt.

Way to use a condom Jamie Lynn. Or a sponge. Or a patch. Or a pill. OR MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT AT ALL.

Yes, Jamie Lynn Spears is three months pregnant.

Yes, shes 16 years old.

Boy, let's give credit where credit is due first to the Spears family for preaching abstinence and high moral standards when it comes to their little jail bait and the boys.

Jamie will regret ever having that moment, when Mr. Sperm met Mrs. Egg. That moment when Jamie zoned out in Health Class. 

But it's over and done with. How does this all relate to sports you ask. Well looking back at the sports calendar we're going to see what sporting event caused Jamie to drop the pants.

Because thats what you've done, you've tried to figure when your parents conceived you. We'll do it for "baby accident" Lets look back at early September. It would be about three months back,

Sept. 1: Appalachian State upsets Michigan. Odds this caused the deed: 6-1

Sept. 1: Clay Bucholz threw a no-hitter for the Red Sox. Odds: 8-1.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Between these two events she could have easily done it either during the ninth inning of the no-hitter or right after App St blocked the FG.

Or Sept 8: WKU beats WVU Tech 87-0. Odds: 2-1. How else would you celebrate such an ass kicking except by pre-marital, underage sex?