-Have fun in jail Michael Vick. I dare you to try to out eat fellow NFL felon Tank Johnson while you're in jail. Don't forget he liked those cinnamon buns.
-This whole Patriots undefeated thing is getting a bit out of hand. They're too good for their own good and for the good of others around them including but not limited to the Dolphins, Chiefs, other perennial teams that only have hope in the offseason.
-I talked to David Elson today on the phone, and while David was his jovial self he wanted me to remind readers and fans alike that those expecting christmas cards and letters from either the Elson family for the Football team, those will be coming to you late. Like most of the Topper's hits this season. YEAH, COME AFTER ME NOW. I'M A MAN, I'M 20.
-Speaking of Christmas cards, I always like the ones you get with the hot girls that are daughters of your moms sorority sisters and the situation is either A)They're jailbait or B) You've never even met the family but you really want to or C) Both A and B.
Those are the christmas cards that always drive me crazy. There's a stunning blonde in a family that is apparently friends with your family. Yet you've never met them. What the hell?
-On a note about the above picture, their christmas card said something to the effect of: While Amy and Sam's haircuts are total butch-lesbo cuts, we remind them daily to chase boys and not girls at recess during school.
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