Usually Santa's list is top-secret. But thanks to my help through John Clayton I was able to obtain a look at some of sport's and culture's wants and needs this holiday season.
-Bill Bellichek gets a new video camera and some tapes. His were confiscated by the No-Fun-League.
-Derrick Caracter, in addition to getting a lump of coal, he gets an alarm clock or something that buzzes to remind him not to miss curfew.
-David Elson's WKU Football team gets an attitude adjustment.
-Bo Pelini gets a gray crew-neck sweatshirt.
-The Chiefs get a GM, Head Coach, Quarterback, a decent Running Back and a receiver named Bobby Sippio. What more can you ask for?
-The Royals used to ask every year for a P, C, 1B, 2B, SS, 3B, LF, CF, RF. This year they are just asking for another solid starter in the four-spot and if there's extra room a fifth-reliever. Or at least a gift card to go pick one out.
-Britney Spears does not get custody of her childern, but eventually we'll get another shot of her Va-J-J getting out of a car.
-Michael Vick, with help from the American Humane Society will send out cards saying " Have a Doggone good Christmas.
-The midwest gets some salt grind to put on the sidewalks to battle the ice.
-The Herald gets a new building!!
-I hope you and yours has a wonderful christmas and holiday season!
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